[Dog barking, cat cries]

Tessa - [laughing]

RR - [cuts hole in window glass, opens window, climbs inside] Check it out. One night only, everything must go.

[buzz]

DM - I feel something.

Tessa - I hope so.

DM - No. Someone's here.

Tessa - I didn't hear anything.

DM - [pulls sword from under bed] Neither did I.

Tessa - Mac.

Tessa - Duncan, be careful

RR - [takes sword out of case] Engarde, you fool! Wssst. [makes swishy noise]

DM - I am Duncan MacLeod . . . of the clan MacLeod . . . and you are dead.

RR - Uh . . . dead? Whoa, heheh. Geez, I ripped off a couple of cups and a bowl; I'm sorry, all right? Here -- take 'em. They're all in the bag. I'll pay for the window. It's over. Okay?

DM - It's over when I cut off your head.

RR - Cut off my head?!? You don't think that's a little extreme for petty theft? Hey dude, chill. You're insurance will cover it.

Tessa - Mac, he's just a boy.

RR - You know what? You should call the police. In fact, I tell you what, I'll call them myself. Got a phone?

DM - There's someone . . .

Slan - [yelling, crashes through skylight]

RR - Whoa! I'm on like America's Funniest Home Videos, right?

Slan - MacLeod! I'm Slan Quince and I've come for your head.

RR - This is very uncool, guys.

Slan - [to Tessa] We haven't been properly introduced, but you'll get to know me, my dear.

Tessa - Mac!

DM - Did you come to fight or talk?

CM - [appears in doorway] He's not gonna fight you, Duncan . . . not until he's made you suffer . . . until he's destroyed everything you love in this world . . . until you don't know whether you want to live or die. That's your way, right, Slan?

DM - Connor, what are you doing here?

CM - Headhunting. Sorry, Duncan, but this one's mine.

RR - Man, these guys are out there.

CM - Let the boy go.

Slan - My challenge was to Duncan MacLeod, not you, whoever you are.

CM - I'm Connor MacLeod -- same clan, different vintage.

Slan - Ah, yes. You! [both MacLeods raise their swords] Haa! Not two against one. Tsk tsk tsk tsk.

CM - Thanks, Slan. I know the rules. You and me. Now.

[swords clanging]

[police sirens]

Slan - It sounds to me like we're about to have company, gentlemen. I just wanted to meet the charming lady of the house. Ha. Ha. Until we meet again! [window shatters as Slan jumps through it]

CM - [to DM] Heh heh heh. You look good.

RR - [shown into a room & handed an envelope containing his belongings] All right, this puppy is gonna walk.

<DM - [enters station] I was asked to come in and identify a boy who broke into my store last night.

Powell - Richie Ryan?

DM - If that's his name, yeah.>

Powell - Look, I don't understand. We caught this kid; we can make a good case against him, but not if you don't press charges.

DM - Sorry. No charges.

Powell - Look, let me tell you something. This punk is trying to get off the hook by saying he DIDN'T break in. That he heard a disturbance, looked inside. He saw three men with drawn swords having it out.

DM - Ha ha ha. Did he also see a guy in a bat costume and a long cape?

Powell - Okay. Ha ha ha! Anyway. Now he had jewelry from your shop in his pocket when we nabbed him running from the scene. We've got him dead-to-rights.

DM - Sorry. Can I talk to him before you let him go?

Powell - You're sort of a 'Father Flannagan, there's no such thing as a bad boy,' kinda guy, aren't you? Look, let me set you straight on something. You talk, he walks. He hasn't learned a thing. This boy needs to do a little time in juvie to straighten him out. Next month, he turns eighteen. His next visit here? Oh, he gets processed through as an adult. He gets sent to the big house where the cons will pass him around for dessert. Think about it. Come on. [takes DM to RR] This gentleman would like to talk to you. Now you give me one excuse to bust your butt while you're still here and you'll do ten on the taxpayers' money, punk. Got it?

RR - Oh, yes sir, Sergeant Powell, I certainly do, sir.

Powell - He's all yours.

RR - Honestly, sir, I really do appreciate this second chance you're going to give me to become a useful member of society.

DM - If I let you out of here, I do not want anyone coming around asking about your little fantasies. That is the deal.

RR - Fantasies? Oh, you mean like the one where you and the Knights of the Round Table were uh, wheee tseee tseeee tseee tseee, right? [imitating swordfight] Never saw a thing. Just, uh, made it all up. Hmpf. I know. I'm fast. All my teachers said so. Fast, but lazy. My lips are sealed. Word of honor. Besides who'd I tell, ya know?

[WHO WANTS TO LIVE FOREVER instrumental]

Tessa - So, you liberated this wine from Napoleon's own cellar, I suppose?

DM - No, this wine's only a little bit older than you are. Happy birthday. [hands Tessa a small box]

Tessa - Oh [kisses DM, opens box] Oh, Mac! You're crazy.

DM - Just something I picked up during the French Revolution. [puts bracelet on Tessa's wrist]

Tessa - From now on, I only celebrate un-birthdays . . . like the Mad Hatter.

DM - You're beautiful.

Tessa - Ha. I'm a year older.

DM - And still beautiful.

Tessa - When we met, you were the "older man."

DM - [laughs] Much.

Tessa - I mean, now . . . now we look the same age. Soon . . .

DM - Come here. Tessa, you're the most wonderful woman I've known in my entire life.

Tessa - All four hundred years?

DM - I'm not four hundred. I won't be four hundred for . . . another four months.

Tessa - The problem is, even when you are four hundred or four hundred and twenty, you'll still look thirty-five. It makes me sick.

DM - Good skin runs in my family, there's nothing I can do about it.

Tessa - From now on, every year you'll look at me and see someone who looks older and older than you, while you stay the same. And it will just be a matter of time . . .

DM - No, it won't.

Tessa - . . . until you want someone else.

DM - No.

Tessa - Or maybe I will.

DM - You'll want someone younger? Not exactly hard to find.

Tessa - No. Maybe I'll want someone I can grow old with.

DM - You know I've wanted the same thing -- to grow old with you.

Tessa - Mac, I know there have been others . . . other loves. After a century or two . . . do you learn how to cope?

DM - Cope? With the loss? Hm? No matter how many years go by or how many times you say goodbye to those you care most about, when they leave, you . . .

Tessa - Die?

DM - Yes. When they die, you're naked and alone. Why don't we stop thinking about what's going to happen when I'm four hundred and twenty or four hundred and forty or . . . [kisses Tessa] . . . and think about what's going to happen . . . later on tonight.

Tessa - And what's going to happen tonight? [continue to kiss]

[CM sees Slan in car outside antique store]

Slan - Well, well, look who's here. [revs engine] Ciao, baby! [laughs & drives off]

[Tessa welding]

[DM feels buzz]

Tessa - Is there someone here?

DM - Someone with a long lifeline.

CM - Hi.

DM - Tessa, you've already met Connor MacLeod.

CM - I'm, uh, a friend of Duncan's from the old neighborhood.

[CM & DM fencing] CUT

CM - A mere pinprick.

DM - By my count, you look more like a pincushion!

[fighting, laughing]

DM - You know Slan is mine.

CM - You sure you can handle him? Come on. [holds out hand]

DM - [helps CM up] No problem.

[more fighting]

CM - Slan is mine.

DM - Protecting Tessa is MY job.

[they laugh]

CM - Good to see you.

<Tessa - You're sure you wouldn't rather use a sword, Connor?

CM - I take it that, uh, what you saw last night was . . . new? New. CUT

DM - Yes, as a matter of fact, it is quite new for Tessa.

Tessa - How long have you two known each other? Are you related?>

DM - We're clansmen. When I was growing up, there was a legend in my clan about a strange man in my grandfather's time who was killed in battle and then miraculously revived.

CM - Everyone thought it was witchcraft.

DM - I thought it was an old wives' tale. Until one day . . .

Tessa - I know. Someone killed you, but you didn't die.

CM - And then I found him, well, you know, the way someone found me.

DM - Connor taught me everything I needed to know to survive as an Immortal. The rules. The tactics needed to win.

CM - As once someone taught me.

Tessa - Win what?!? Why does this Slan person want Duncan? Please, don't say anything in front of the lady! Let me just go in the next room and crochet while you have cigars and brandy and talk about beheadings!

DM - I told Tessa some of it. I thought I was out of it. She didn't need to know all the rules.

CM - You're not out of it anymore! "There can be only one." Remember that rule?

Tessa - One what? One of you? Only one Immortal left in the end? Is that it? And what does the winner get?

CM - The last one will have the power of all the Immortals who ever lived -- enough power to rule this planet forever. If someone like Slan is that last one, mankind will suffer an eternity of darkness from which it will never recover.

<Tessa - And you didn't think this was important enough to mention? CUT

DM - It's nothing new.

Tessa - It is for me.

CM - You can't stay out of the Game, Duncan. You've tried before.>

DM - Damn it, Connor! It had nothing to do with the Game, and you know that.

[WHO WANTS TO LIVE FOREVER -

"There's no time for us"

"There's no place for us"

"What is this thing that builds our dreams"

"Yet slips away from us?"

"Who wants to live forever?"

"Who wants to live forever?"]

DM - [crying] She knew the names of the grasses . . . the wildflowers . . . the songs that told where her people came from, how they lived, what they believed in!

CM - I'm sorry. I'm so sorry. ["Who wants to live forever?"] Do you think we ever lived like this? Like a tribe? ["Who wants to live forever?"] Together with a common language, a reason and a name for each living thing? Did we once belong somewhere -- a time and a place, however briefly? ["Who dares to know forever?"]

[DM pulls up in T-bird, feels buzz]

[buzz saw running]

DM - Tessa?

Slan - Hi, hon. Want to see what I've been working on? [Tessa cries out] I think the face could use a little work, don't you? Uh-uh! Ha ha ha. Not too close. Drop it. Drop it!

Tessa - [muffled cries]

DM - You came for me.

[fighting]

Slan - [puts sword to Tessa's neck, Tessa screams] You know what some wags call me? Slan the Cat, because I like to play with my victims first. Ah-ah-ah-ah. Don't spoil the fun! Be a good boy, and I'll leave her alive . . . this time. I want you to think about it now. I bet you're thinking about it right now, aren't ya?

[more fighting]

Slan - Ta-ta for now, kids.

<DM - You want to talk? CUT

Tessa - If I wanted to talk, I suppose I'd be talking. I'm an artist. I'm supposed to have this tremendous imagination. But who could imagine this? Mac, I want to leave.>

DM - I think it's for the best, Tessa.

Tessa - Is that what you think?

DM - Is WHAT what I think?

Tessa - That I'm leaving you.

DM - Yes, that's what I think.

Tessa - You'd think in four hundred years, a person would learn how to listen.

DM - Well, that's what you said.

Tessa - I meant *I* want to leave -- not you, but this place. Here. The two of us. THAT'S what I meant. But maybe, that's not what you wanted to hear. Let's go. We could be in Paris by tomorrow.

DM - You think he couldn't find us in Paris? Tessa, Slan won't give up. You'll have to leave.

Tessa - What?

DM - There's no way you could have known what this was going to be like.

Tessa - Well, I have an idea now. So, what has this been for you -- this past dozen years? Was it like a summer fling? R & R? "Sorry darling, back to the wars, you know." Damn you! Damn your Gathering! Damn your whole race!

DM - I'm not your enemy, you know.

Tessa - No. An enemy could never hurt so much.

[eagle cry]

CM - Hey . . . I know you loved her, but you can't keep them from dying. They all do. Men kill men. We kill each other.

DM - I don't care who does the killing. I'm tired of it. I'm tired of the endless mindless fighting. I'm tired of Death.

CM - You can't quit.

DM - I didn't ask you for permission, Connor.

CM - I know why you chose this place. It's holy ground.

DM - That's right. And I did ask permission of the old ones to build my cabin here.

CM - No Immortal can fight here . . . ever. You'll always be safe.

DM - Glad you approve. Connor, the battle between Good and Evil can do without me for a while.

CM - Maybe, but you can't stay out of it forever.

DM - No, not forever, but for a while.

CM - They'll find you.

DM - Eventually.

[CM & DM fighting]

[PRINCES OF THE UNIVERSE -

"Here we are"

"We're the princes of the universe"

"Here we belong"

"Fighting for survival"

"We've come to be the rulers of your world"

"I am immortal"

"I have inside me blood of kings"

"Yeah"

"I have no rival"

"No man can be my equal"

"Take me to the future of your world"

"Yeah"]

CM - So, how do you feel, old man?

DM - Fifty years younger than you do. [to Tessa] What's wrong?

Tessa - Slan called.

DM - What did he say?

Tessa - He'll be on Soldier's Bridge tonight.

DM - That's not all, is it?

Tessa - When he's finished with you, he'll be back for me.

[DM sharpening sword]

CM - You know, I've been thinking. Why are you smiling? 'Cause I've been thinking?

DM - Uh-huh.

CM - [laughing] Well anyway, as long as I can remember knowing you . . .

DM - Oh, not again.

CM - Excuse me?

DM - You heard me.

CM - You don't know what I'm going to say. As long as I remember knowing you, you've had all the fun and most of the good women.

DM - Lately.

CM - Lately?

DM - That's what I said.

CM - What are you talking about?

DM - Well, I seem to remember that girl in London. The red-head.

CM - Ha!

DM - Healthy girl.

CM - Come on, that was almost a hundred and sixty years ago.

DM - That's what I said -- lately.

CM - You know what your problem is? You live in the past.

DM - I don't have a problem.

CM - Yes, you do.

DM - No, I don't.

CM - Yes. You do.

DM - No, I don't. Stop arguing with me.

CM - I'm not arguing.

DM - Yes, you are.

CM - No. It's conversation.

DM - It's conversation? Well, end of conversation!

CM - Oh, easy way out, huh?

DM - Uh-huh.

CM - Yeah, the usual. Duncan?

DM - [turns] What?

CM - [knocks him unconscious] End of conversation.

Tessa - Mac!

CM - He was arguing. Don't worry. He's gonna be okay.

Tessa - You don't have to go either.

CM - We don't have a choice. I hope to see you again.

[Slan waiting]

RR - Damn. Sir Lancelot.

DM - [waking up] Oh . . .

Tessa - Mac. Mac?

DM - Where is he?

Tessa - Where do you think?

DM - Oh, ohh. [stands up]

Tessa - I know you have to go. Tell me, does anyone, anywhere know why? Just why?

DM - Tessa, I won't be back, even if I win.

Tessa - After twelve years, is it that simple for you?

DM - Of course not! But you didn't know . . .

Tessa - I do now!

DM - It will happen again!

Tessa - I don't care!

DM - Tessa. I love you.

CM - Don't look so disappointed, Slan. When was the last time you had such an enthusiastic opponent?

Slan - Maybe you're right. This could be fun. [puts on protective mask]

CM - [swishes sword] Ho Ho Ho Ho Ho. Still worried about that pretty face of yours?

Slan - Just protecting my most valuable asset.

[CM & Slan start fighting]

RR - Oh man, these guys should sell tickets. CUT

[CM cuts Slan's face]

Slan - Aaaaaaaah! Aaaaaaaah! [pulls off mask, more fighting, shoots CM with barb from handle of sword, CM falls into water] Bye-bye.

DM - [walks onto bridge] Slan! It's over now. [they fight] You're cutting it close, Slan, Come on! [fighting continues]

Slan - Aaaaaaaaaah [Slan charges DM, gets sliced across the abdomen] -- [gurgle] Finish it, Highlander.

DM - There can be only one. [Quickening]

[dog barks]

RR - Whoa. Chill, man. Just . . . just pretend I'm not here.

[DM jumps off bridge into river]

[Seagulls crying]

CM - Go for it. That's it. [DM pulls projectile from CM's chest] Aaah, oh, God!

DM - I know this won't come as a surprise, but you'll live.

CM - I should have known it -- you're never on time. Slan?

DM - I handled it.

CM - As I said, you have all the fun and most of the good women.

DM - Connor, I'm not going back to Tessa. I cannot put her through this again.

CM - I understand, but she won't. What about the boy? He'll need watching.

DM - I know. I will.

Tessa - Mac? Duncan, is that you? Connor, are you alright?

CM - Yeah, I'm okay. Don't worry.

Tessa - Where is Mac?

CM - He's alive, and Slan won't be calling you anymore.

Tessa - Connor, where did Mac go?

CM - He didn't tell me. But I can guess.

CM - Do you really want to know? [Tessa nods]

Tessa - I tried to call you, but . . . I love you. I love you.

DM - It hasn't ended. You know that. It won't end until . . .

CM - We don't know when it's going to end. We never do. But while we're here, living in this time . . . in this place, some of us . . . the lucky few . . . will still have all the fun. And?

CM & DM - [together] All the good women.

CM - Heheheh. Listen, I gotta go. The Old Ones are whispering that, uh, you want to be alone.

DM - You're welcome to stay.

CM - Goodbye, Tessa.

Tessa - Will I . . . ?

CM - I hope so. Duncan . . .

DM - Connor.

Tessa - You didn't say goodbye?

DM - Never do.